superhydrolyzed carbonium-glazed pretzels, and
a large pink stuffed
1:100 scale model of
Luxembourg; but unfortunately, Walmart
was out of airplane
fuel, so they tromped
To the nearby Sunoco
at the corner of
Penistone and Cameltoe Drive,
and purchased fourteen dozen
items total, as follows:
Twelve rappers a-rapping,
twelve country singers twanging,
twelve Krispy Kremes melting,
six dozen dancing midgets,
and 36 whoopee cushions.
But then, in Moscow,
Vladimir Putin sneered,
and realized he counted wrong.
He had forgotten the