Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

black pawn on c5

that Burt Reynolds had

pawned for the cash

that he owed Vlad.

Scant moments later, borscht

started to boil over

and cause the stove

[caused…]

to morph into an

iridescent, glowing, sentient blob

that began to dance

La Cucharacha on out

[our]

proletariat hopes and dreams.

“Bye Bye Birdie?” inquired

the drunk lying there

naked in the gutter.

However, nary a word

in any dictionary describes

the horror I witnessed

as HR Pufinstuf lumbered

menacingly toward us, wielding