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Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

Annie-Xmas May 20, 2015, 10:20pm 1201

a frozen Big Mac.

jepflast May 21, 2015, 12:09am 1202

We weighed our options

John_DiFool May 21, 2015, 1:20am 1203

a Jar Jar Binks

astorian May 28, 2015, 8:29pm 1204

lookalike eyeballed us while

Annie-Xmas May 30, 2015, 6:13pm 1205

standing in queue for

Elendil_s_Heir June 1, 2015, 12:12am 1206

the latest Hollywood megahit!

astorian June 1, 2015, 2:02am 1207

He donned 3-D glasses

Prof.Pepperwinkle June 1, 2015, 2:17am 1208

which triggered a migraine

astorian June 1, 2015, 11:56am 1209

headache requiring heavy sedation.

Annie-Xmas June 6, 2015, 5:01pm 1210

and lots of booze

CheshireKat June 10, 2015, 2:52am 1211

in a chilled bathtub

buddha_david June 11, 2015, 7:38pm 1212

filled with hummus.

Coincidentally,

Prof.Pepperwinkle June 12, 2015, 2:52pm 1213

Anya ripped off her

buddha_david June 12, 2015, 4:18pm 1214

mattress tags, while shrieking:

slightly_askew June 12, 2015, 6:23pm 1215

I’ve always wanted to

John_DiFool June 12, 2015, 7:54pm 1216

dance the Cucaracha while

slightly_askew June 12, 2015, 8:07pm 1217

baking a cheese souffle

Annie-Xmas June 13, 2015, 5:13pm 1218

on my fake boobs

drad_dog June 14, 2015, 5:44pm 1219

The End.
no, wait

CheshireKat June 14, 2015, 6:23pm 1220

we forgot the Epilogue:

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