Korea, however, quickly discovered
that Starbucks hadn’t opened
, and instead decided to
purchase a noodle shop
as a front for
laundering millions of dollars.
The Pyongyang City Council
unanimously voted to have
the shop be located
where the old Arby’s
burned down. A curious
turn of events occurred
. The most embarrassing being
, Arby’s had by then
stopped offering roast beef.
Kimchi, they’d found, was
Cheap and popular with
any North Korean who
was headed home after
the bars closed and