Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

wanted a snack before

beating up dissidents. Naturally,

all the local stoats

joined bands named after

various surgical procedures or

unfunny Monty Python skits,

or both. For example

, the Deja Vu Deja Vus,

Toad the Wet Sphincter,

Latvian Inquisition sketch and

now for something completely

the same and not

what Bob was expecting.

An invasion of the

Mongols seeming unlikely, Samantha

proceeded with her reveal

she’s NOT a witch,

she’s really a genie!

When you rub her

lucky rabbit’s foot, she