bursts into flames while
reciting the lyrics to
In A Gadda Da
while also dancing the
Charleston. Of course, she
has bunions, not surprisingly.
What this has to
do with Latvian dwarves,
Beatlemania or cold fusion
is described in detail
on her tattooed buttocks.
And that’s not all!
On her inner thigh
is an exquisitely detailed
map of West Blawnox,
with signs pointing to
the sight of the
destruction of East Blawnox.
Reminders of that battle
are sung weekly at