ten o’clock guitar mass.
Or so they say!
As you probably recall,
(uh, where were we…)
East Blawnox was surprised
when the Peruvian volleyball
juggling and sword swallowing
team arrived at the
gates of the city.
There to meet them
with guns a’blazin’ and
to serve multiple warrants
with a sidedish of
fettuccine alfredo and Doritos
were the entire staff
of the new Applebees.
But enough about Applebees
because the ensuing mayhem
was enough to make
a grown man cry.