Endora turned him into
the feds when he
conspired with the Daleks
for unlimited rice pudding
and underage stoat porn.
Endora and Samantha decided
to kill Darren. Why
they’ve waited this long
is anyone’s guess but
some friends suspect that
it was because he
very probably already dead.
Their preferred murder method
was using a sharp
manner and merciless sarcasm,
causing the victims to
die from humiliation. Vladivostok,
the impala, who lived
in the Kravitzs’ garage
felt particularly aggrieved because