he deeply loved Darrin
. The Kravitzs, however, couldn’t
remember where he’d first
romanced that impala. "Chumbawamba
,” said the old fool.
His meaning was entirely
clear provided you speak
a lisping pig Latin.
(Not that anyone does).
The sentient nanobots began
cleaning up the place.
Meanwhile, in orbit of
Planet Blawnox, Major Tom
, a.k.a. “Rocket Man”, was
enjoying his morning Tang
and BBQ Spam foodsticks.
Suddenly, a blaring alarm
startled Tom. He spilled
the beans about his
relationship with that blonde