dentist and stole his
nitrous oxide tanks. Soon
he was higher than
usual, but frankly he
was on borrowed time.
The Time Loan Sharks
busted his knees and
took his wristwatch collection
to be professionally cleaned.
Unfortunately Dan’s favorite watch
the one with Mickey
Duck, was temporarily on
loan to the Louvre
Polishing Laboratory in Milwaukee
Patrons from far away
crowded the local bars.
Meanwhile, drunken reprobates wandered
in through unlocked doors
and became trapped in
a Twilight Zone episode