where all the beautiful
women were actually made
out of animated clay
embedded with glitter stripes
. The Unicorn Union promptly
ordered several thousand models
flogged and given pretzels
instead of their usual
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
which they were allergic
to, inducing bad cases
of projectile vomiting. Still,
chocolate and peanut butter
are a truly delicious
way of inducing vomiting.
Meanwhile, Ed and Edna
had to deal with
a mysterious glowing serpent
which appeared on their
smartphones every time they