"Is this some kind
joke,” asked Raul. “Where
are our sequined vests,"
Fortunately, just up the
street a car with
a very bouncy suspension
careened directly into poor
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old Mr. McDermott, who
was only saved by
the good lord almighty.
"Price for being saved:
your soul. Price of airbag: $
5.99 with mail-in rebate.
Void where prohibited," the
small print stated. Furthermore,
the contract was inked
in blood. This put
the taxidermists under suspicion
; specifically that taxidermist who
stuffed that two-headed moose