Into the body of
newt…(but got better)
. Ripley however was NOT
in the mood for
pizza. Instead he drove
to see Alien at
the Bijou.
Meanwhile, over
the hills and far
from the madding crowd
, Thomas Hardy’s ghost reluctantly
took a selfie with
two adorable French teenage
cat herders who were
yodeling on the moors,
like you do. Naturally,
Yvette and Babette were
dressed as porno shepherdesses
wearing Devo hats, as
one does in a
world where nobody really