Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

Into the body of

newt…(but got better)

. Ripley however was NOT

in the mood for

pizza. Instead he drove

to see Alien at

the Bijou.

Meanwhile, over

the hills and far

from the madding crowd

, Thomas Hardy’s ghost reluctantly

took a selfie with

two adorable French teenage

cat herders who were

yodeling on the moors,

like you do. Naturally,

Yvette and Babette were

dressed as porno shepherdesses

wearing Devo hats, as

one does in a

world where nobody really