mutates into throbbing brainy
Martian dome-heads. Besides,
except for Orson Bean,
his lovely wife Jean
is the reigning secret
weapon when it comes
to leveraged rutabaga buyouts.
Meanwhile, Sherlock Holmes was
outraged at how expensive
pipe tobacco had become.
He suspected Moriarty had
stolen his credit card
and used it to buy
a blow-up doll of
ridiculously enormous proportions. Specifically
, a zaftig Irene Adler
in order to satisfy
his nitrous oxide addiction.
His hallucinations included the
cast of Gilligan’s Island