Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

portrayed in black face

, singing disco tunes like

litigation lawyers might attempt

in a settlement conference.

Le Freak, for example

, or some other quasi-French

abomination, such as "Creole

Anthrax Ripple on Speed."

Brrrrrrrrrring! went Sherlock’s alarm

, though not loudly enough

to awake John, lying

dead on the floor

in a puddle of

the arcane seven percent

proof rum favoured by

Discriminating pirates the world

over (except in Estonia).

In Tallinn they quaff

vodka martinis - shaken, not

violently. Just enough to