ensure they’re sufficiently fuzzed
and detonate any nitroglycerin
biscuits, scones or other
explosive bakery items, including
C-4 muffins, gelignite cookies
and “pop” tarts.
Meanwhile,
Sherlock called for Watson
to come give him
the day’s Times, for
he had dreamt that
a winning lottery ticket.
[assume the last period there doesn’t exist, so as to avoid a sentence fragment]
with the rare number
of “bleem” came up
. Needless to say, he
suspected Moriarty of plotting
average rainfall over time
in the wilds of
the Blawnox pine barrens.
The Barrens were infamous
for their extreme dryness,