Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

erupt in sidewalk chalk

art masterpieces by, naturally,

porno artist Ben Dover

and his wife Amanda

Boffme, as well as

Oliver Klozhoff, backgrounds; and

that’s our cast.

Meanwhile,

It won an Oscar

Sesame Street plush toy

, which Elmo resented, stabbing

anyone who came close

with an ugly serrated

narwhal, whose truly massive

ego dwarfed all the

Trump Cabinet added together.

This caused penguins to

elect their own Grand

Mother to be the

supreme parochial knuckle-rapper

, singing such classic hits