as ‘Yesterday’.
The imminent
explosion of Beta Centauri
rendered that all moot,
according to the Society
of Blind Astronomers, famously
(or notoriously) known for
their enhanced sense of
the bumpiness of Planet
Bimbarr, the supernova would
easily be prevented by
injecting the core with
a tasty creme filling
which, according to quantum
theory, has sufficient quarks
to qualify as a
“jelly ring” star system.
Thus tantalized, the Homer
Simpsonoids launched an invasion
of Planet Blazoopar. Every
gingerbread homestead was ravaged