and every gumdrop button
lovingly adorned on their
bioluminescent genitalia.
One particular
Simpsonoid, named Bart, was
notorious for prank calls
that backfired when he
blurted out his only
famously dull and likely
Oscar-unworthy line, "You can’t
possibly be Mr. Seymour
because he left." This
started a chain of
events so unlikely that
the multiverse itself rebelled
at the very notion
of ‘reduced fat’ chips.
Ridiculous, you might say!
But the search for
reasonably priced eggs continues
to trigger spree shootings