Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

, like the one currently

of innocent cantalopes, whose

only crime was being

imported from Latin America

without proper papers. Naturally,

bananas and other South

Bronx fruits staged a

fake moon landing. Many

of us were fooled.

"Ridiculous: the vacuum of

Flaccidity" impressed no one.

Least of all that

squeaky little rodent named “Chuckie”

, who enjoyed stalking innocent

young stoats and quietly

shaving their legs.

Meanwhile

in Poughskeepie someone picked

a fight with Tom

Riddle, Bombadil, Terrific, AND

Turkey, whose posse proceeded