, like the one currently
of innocent cantalopes, whose
only crime was being
imported from Latin America
without proper papers. Naturally,
bananas and other South
Bronx fruits staged a
fake moon landing. Many
of us were fooled.
"Ridiculous: the vacuum of
Flaccidity" impressed no one.
Least of all that
squeaky little rodent named “Chuckie”
, who enjoyed stalking innocent
young stoats and quietly
shaving their legs.
Meanwhile
in Poughskeepie someone picked
a fight with Tom
Riddle, Bombadil, Terrific, AND
Turkey, whose posse proceeded