to file a report
with the Blawnox City
Stoat Shaving Department. Five
BCSSD employees, commendably diligent,
proceeded to rev up
the ol’ stoat wagon
(formerly Guinness’s Stout wagon)
, but grinded the gears
so badly that the
stoats were scared away.
One adorable little stoat
(called “Fluffy the Terrible”)
managed to get himself
elected to city council
running on a platform
, which generated 1.21 gigawatts
; just enough to keep
the voters’ teeth aching.
Several successful decades of
vigorous overthrusting by Emilio