Estevez and his brother
Charlie resulted in failed
movie bombs by Oliver
Klozhoff and Dee Jenrette
These films had the
temerity to confront the
growing dangers posed by
sentient red cupcakes, whose
anthropomorphic faces glinted with
malice. Their desperate, pleading
cries of “brains!” reverberated
throughout the doughnut case
, the crullers and fritters
having armed themselves with
high-caliber sprinkle toppings
reduced them to crumbs
. One crumb in particular
glowed an evil red
and if you listened
to its insidious whispers,