You would be bored.
The head fritter had
The Holy Scepter Of
St. Alkjhksjdflkjalewkhrlkjnskdjflkskjalrknlknjnbvmsdafkljaelrjkajrez, so naturally
all Alkjhksjdflkjalewkhrlkjnskdjflkskjalrknlknjnbvmsdafkljaelrjkajrezites agreed to
perform the ritual of
spanking, pinching, tickling and
just plain talkin’ turkey
while juggling incontinent kittens.
but stranger than that
(Mind your capitalization)
, not a single Latvian
was convinced the Savior
had chosen Elvis as
the King, but still
waters run deep.
A
schism thus developed between
the Latvian stoats and
the South Korean delegates
, arguing about how many
angels can dance on