Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

You would be bored.

The head fritter had

The Holy Scepter Of

St. Alkjhksjdflkjalewkhrlkjnskdjflkskjalrknlknjnbvmsdafkljaelrjkajrez, so naturally

all Alkjhksjdflkjalewkhrlkjnskdjflkskjalrknlknjnbvmsdafkljaelrjkajrezites agreed to

perform the ritual of

spanking, pinching, tickling and

just plain talkin’ turkey

while juggling incontinent kittens.

but stranger than that

(Mind your capitalization)

, not a single Latvian

was convinced the Savior

had chosen Elvis as

the King, but still

waters run deep.

A

schism thus developed between

the Latvian stoats and

the South Korean delegates

, arguing about how many

angels can dance on