eradication of French speaking
French People was meeting
in France. Most of
France has French speakers
with the exception of
those who communicate via
various clicks and belches.
(But you knew that).
But even the mimes
And the nude acrobats
were not spared from
the triumphant revenge of
The Spanish Inquisition, which
wasn’t as fun as
the Comfy Chair and
An awful lot louder.
(You knew that, too).
“Your agonizer, please”, intoned
the Secret Keeper of
Spock’s Evil Beard, who