had a twisted sense
of space empire humor
. “We need it for
“avoiding literally taking sides”.
The people of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
, known from “Gulliver’s Travels”,
had their annual Haggis
& Stoat Chili Cookout
at 3am that day,
grease fires providing illumination.
Then the sacrificial victim,
the former Miss Blawnox,
1958, walked stark naked
into the noisome gastropub,
and, for her last
attempt at “Hit the
mouse, not the rat",
failed miserably. This resulted
in one of those
elder gods taking offense