and initiating an Apocalypse.
– the third this month!
Most other elder gods
just get their kicks
spinning donuts in parking
lots and the roofs
of their cowering cultists.
One bright spot, however
dimly it’s often viewed,
kept following Elmo wherever
he tried to covertly
take a leak. Fortunately
Elmo was soon launched
into orbit, providing continual
appeasement to the gods
via 1,001 sharp spikes
made of gold-plated
titanium, plunged repeatedly into
his skull, resulting in
profound but unnoticeable idiocy.