Meanwhile, on Proxima Centauri IV,
the natives were restless,
after several months of
“Bewitched” reruns and stale
Cheetos with flat Pepsi,
the breaking point was
when Charlie cut a meaty
fart during the after-dinner
calculus class. Several people
stood on their desks
and shouted: "Hell no
longer looks undesirable. We
wanna go to Earth!"
So they all piled
into a 1972 VW
and took plenty of
drugs; but soon crashed
and ended up in
a speakeasy in Outer
Blawnox.
Meanwhile, across the