he had a chance
at getting into Lorraine’s
pants if he only
changed everything about himself.
So into the Transmogrifier
Biff– AND a fly…
PLUS an old sock
went, and what came
out horrified even the
plush tiger and the
Velveteen Rabbit (who naturally
recoiled from such “realities”).
Meanwhile, two doors down,
at the Braunschweigerloganfeldergefimmelfaublefarglemeister home,
there was a loud
blowhard, bragging about his
grandchildren and their big
heads. Fred and Dolly
joined at the hip,
so they could enter