the temple of Hermaphroditus
, went in and desecrated
the alter by smearing
Velveeta cheese and fake
caviar over the Sacred
soft taco shells before
being stopped by a
cop the Braunschweigerloganfeldergefimmelfaublefarglemeisters called.
"You are hereby charged
with high treason and
very disappointing shoes," the
Grand Pooh-Bear declared.
Fred drew his Glock
and Dolly her Thompson
, but they were outgunned
by the aerial gunship
that Simon sketched, which
impressed the judges. Many
whose jaws literally dropped.
As moths fluttered out,