squirrel with three nuts
quietly plotted global conquest.
His underling Bullwinkle then
quietly plotted global resistance.
It was too quiet.
So quiet, in fact,
that you could hear
yourself think. That is
, for those who think.
For the mindless hordes
there was free pizza
that had been recalled
after a misunderstanding between
the cheese and the
pepperoni, who accused it
of ‘unnecessary anthropomorphism’. The
entire pizza stood up
and began doing the
dishes, mumbling under its
breath, “This cheese dream