is a nightmare for
such a lactose intolerant
individual.”
All of the
reporters standing on the
neighbor’s roof had big
breaking news stories, involving
a salacious sex scandal
, 14th-century Latvian agriculture and
garden gnomes staging a
rebellion that culminated with
an unauthorized bombing run
on a Dunkin Donuts
north of the Blawnox
municipal border. Naturally, the
Donut Police weren’t too
interested, except for the
Sprinkles Task Force, which
was also called JimJims
Missing Apostrophe Committee, devoted
to one specific cause: