None Of The Above.
Thus armed, they prepared
to de-arm immediately. A
point of contention among
the amputators was where
to make the incision;
unfortunately, they chose the
anterior posterior transverse thrapple,
and used a wooden
spoon to beat him
in a golf match,
a game of croquet,
and a badminton match.
With the score oogy
to naught, fans expected
Casey next at bat
. So imagine their disappointment
when instead, Melvin Kowznofski
came up and promptly
wet his pants. However,