hidden arsenal of weapons
, including but not limited
to: slingshots, nunchuks, a
pair of snubnose .38’s,*
∗If you’re familiar with the movie “The Tenth Victim”, you may get the reference.
a rubber bat’leth, invisible
his pea shooter from
(playing from John_DiFool’s post)
pea shooter, RPG and
one ancient M-80 firecracker.
Using my ninja wiles,
I slipped out and
rolled a 20 on stealth
but then the GM
indicated that I fumbled
my ‘impersonate ninja’ check
and as a result
A TPK was imminent
I was thrown into
a vat of grape
jelly without peanut butter
(it had Marmite instead)