, where I frolicked with
Cher, Beyonce and a
pair of otters.
Meanwhile,
every abandoned story thread
has this in common:
everyone has either died,
moved to Blawnox, or
run away with Tami.
(Who, by the way,
was photographed at a
local nightclub dancing with
Gay Abandon, a drag
racer known for his
Flamboyant dress and high
buttocks, but when flashed
, was uncharacteristically bashful). Still,
Tami left in a
Weinermobile, her horn playing
a merry tune.
Most
disturbingly, my index fingers