its finger disapprovingly at
some bad, naughty people
, who used it to
do bad and naughty
things to each other.
The gnome eagerly snapped
their necks and fled
, pursued by a bear
; despite the restraining order,
Hugh Grant laughed uproariously.
Funny thing about Hugh,
as when he went
To act in that
llama ranch mockumentary, he
thought a Golden Globe
would be an accomplishment
and then he’d retire.
But fate had other
plans for ol’ Hugh.
For one, he’d never