learned how to play
the tuba, even though
, being a load of
work, carrying a tuba
was a particularly irksome
pastime, seeing as it
slowed him down when
he would swim across
the Pacific Ocean, questing
but never finding. Still,
he may have found
his true calling: simply
wrestling dolphins in the
nude and then juggling
chairs. What is with
people today? Doesn’t anybody
treat marine life with
the kind of respect
they deserve?”, Samantha mused.