fondled his wife’s voluptuous
beautiful centripetal point with
a pink florescent Sharpie.
Fluke’s wife was known
as “Spike” to friends,
and “Slash” to enemies
And “Lurking” to wannabees
but she preferred to
be called "The Goddess
of Sequoia National Forest".
of unscripted pleasures which
explained a lot. However,
folks at the nearby
restaurant didn’t understand why
folks pointed and laughed
at the polka-dotted
Fat Bottomed Polka Dancer
just because she ordered
a mysterious covered plate
that glowed with neon