Soylent Green sauteed with
pineapple, mango, hotdogs and
the sacred essence of
anything else lying around.
Near the corner was
a bored cop with
holding a lazy crow 
. The crow cawed uninterestedly.
Frightened rats scurried into
the cop’s pant legs,
causing the young lieutenant
to squeal with delight!
“I loves me piggies”
to the amusement of
the three little pigs
A nearby pretzel vendor
noted the tornado drawing
of Dorothy and Toto
lying on the ground
by Glenda and Elphaba