The pretzel vendor wondered
if the Easter Bunny
had fleas in his
+1 Tiara of Lycanthropy
, because the DM had
no clue that xylophones
played gay wedding music.
Illegal aliens from Nepal
came to the vendor’s
kiosk at E3, carrying
fifteen unmatched azure socks
which they’d stolen from
the Kathmandu Super Wal-Mart
Meanwhile, back at the
50’s retro diner, Bob
Wehadababyitsaboy is frantically trying
to spit watermelon seeds
into a stuffed caterpillar
sitting there smoking a
a rack of ribs