(lol, major props to John for that superb reference)
(now on with the story)
. However, most of his
Quatloos were invested in
gold-mining power sluicers
so he couldn’t buy
enough banana slugs to
lubricate the skids that
his enemies trod upon.
But they were wearing
frilly pink and gold
Dockers, purchased from Costco.
With their pockets stuffed
with taquitos, the ever-gallant
matadors strode silently through
Pamplona, waving their huge
engorged and angry looking
wiffle bats, while chanting:
“Chicka chicka boom boom!”
However, Ferdinand wasn’t impressed;
he had seen more