He suddenly noticed that
water is wet, which
explained why drinking sand
is generally not recommended
for toddlers, hipsters, or
Lutherans. Nearby tourists photographed
the photogenic sewer grates
and the rats below
as they summoned the
Devil into their midst.
“WHASSSUP???” shouted Beelzebub, as
he donned a top hat
and began tap-dancing to
the timeless strains of
Baby Got Back, which
made people join in.
(ETA: If ever they were a time to post "It’s A Small World…)
Then he saw her:
She’s ravishing or ravenous
, that ear-worm monster Annie
, as she devoured a