fully grown bull moose
with Kraft Tartar Sauce.
“Save me Rocky!” exclaimed
Rambo, the pistol packing
haiku poet from Bolivia.
(Here’s an example: "Slowly,
I turn, step
By
silent, soft, unheard, step
then I tripped. Ker-SPLAT!!!"
Rambo’s love of Annie
Oakley stemmed from his
admiration of her stellar
pole dancing and needlepoint.
Her hand-crocheted stripper bikinis
were a wonder to
her horse, whose hooves
were covered with glitter.
Hence, his name: Silver
the glitter hoofed horse.
Silver won the Triple