Rosicrucians, who had successfully
learned to ferment eggplants.
They survived the explosion,
of the gilded brassier
by hiding under the
massive perky bosoms of
Lindsay Lohan, who was
roaring drunk, as usual
after decades of rehab.
Lindsay woke up naked
with huge erect nipples
underneath six other bare-assed
green baboons swilling gallons
of Diet Mountain Dew.
"So, which tastes better:
Red, orange, or yellow
Trix?"asked Alex Trebek,
freshly mustachioed once again.
“What is 100 monkeys?”
"No-you must phrase