Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

each and every syllable

in perfect French," sniffed

Babette, the talking poodle.

Babette then licked her

gravy-flavored prawn biscuits

as Lindsay drank several

Pan-Galactic Gargleblasters mixed with

copious amounts of pure

cyanide, which gave her

the end she desired.

Bono delivered her eulogy,

keeping his sunglasses on,

but not his pants.

The pink, sequined coffin

lined with cheap muslin

enthralled Lady Gaga, who

promptly wore it to

deliver a grand speech

at the United Nations.

As the smoke wafted