each and every syllable
in perfect French," sniffed
Babette, the talking poodle.
Babette then licked her
gravy-flavored prawn biscuits
as Lindsay drank several
Pan-Galactic Gargleblasters mixed with
copious amounts of pure
cyanide, which gave her
the end she desired.
Bono delivered her eulogy,
keeping his sunglasses on,
but not his pants.
The pink, sequined coffin
lined with cheap muslin
enthralled Lady Gaga, who
promptly wore it to
deliver a grand speech
at the United Nations.
As the smoke wafted