, indicating a new Pope,
Taking the name “Sicola”*
*(Get it? Pope Sicola?)
He immediately rescinded celibacy,
the eating of celery,
the prohibited marriage of pigs,
and canonized Foster Brooks.
Anyway, back to Smedley,
Cap’n Crunch’s elephant spokes-“man”
who packed his trunk
with Peanut Butter Crunch
- but hated milk, goddammit -
suffering horrible dry mouth
which amused Lucky Leprechaun
, his partner, Trix Rabbit,
and Toucan Sam. Surprisingly,
the Narrator was not
amused, but who ever
kept editing his story
didn’t seem to care.
“Why, you!” exclaimed the