surprising well muscled
three-armed word dropper, who
who misused an adverb
deliberately, just for effect.
Shocked, the English teacher
dropped her volume of
the Little, Brown handbook
and, unleashing her chainsaw,
reduced her class-load to
a mere three students.
Jeremy spoke in class
, which surprised everyone, because
he had no mouth.
The chainsaw had cut
down countless endangered Sequoias,
the school’s ironic mascot,
Socrates (the Brazilian footballer),
pondered the toughest question
"Who let the cats
stay up late watching