videos featuring shaved pussies?"
“That breed is hypoallergenic,”
sneered the burly, swarthy
saucier from New Orleans.
His jazz ensemble was
lacking the skills to
properly execute the standard
be-bop modal groove because
their collective heroin addiction
failed to summon the
water elemental which usually
accompanied their best trips.
"Damn, man, no more
bebop on this stop
before we’all drop drop
from the hip-hop
and… I’m outta rhymes."
You jazz purists are
worse than NPR listeners
or Justin Bieber fans