or Death Metal initiates
, such as Pee Wee
and Robert Mugabe, who
was unfortunately named after
Robert Mugabe International Airport.
Her parents hated her.
because her Birkenstocks smelled
of elderberries, and her
swimsuits didn’t reveal enough
armpit hair and surgical
implements. Suddenly, magnificently,
Lindsay rose from death’s
bed and yelled loudly
, "Who let the dogs
–" TWANG! The crossbow bolt
ended her unwanted resurrection
. Meanwhile, Smedley carefully arranged
his frilly pink panties
into a gigantic “LL”
“Manliness,” he said