Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

or Death Metal initiates

, such as Pee Wee

and Robert Mugabe, who

was unfortunately named after

Robert Mugabe International Airport.

Her parents hated her.

because her Birkenstocks smelled

of elderberries, and her

swimsuits didn’t reveal enough

armpit hair and surgical

implements. Suddenly, magnificently,

Lindsay rose from death’s

bed and yelled loudly

, "Who let the dogs

–" TWANG! The crossbow bolt

ended her unwanted resurrection

. Meanwhile, Smedley carefully arranged

his frilly pink panties

into a gigantic “LL”

“Manliness,” he said