"is not incompatible with
a penchant for feminine
Undies." Charles Atlas disagreed,
but what’s HE know?
Suddenly, bullies kicked sand
people from Star Wars
out of Studio 54,
(Warhol had invited them)
leaving Luke despondent and
confused. Ewoks shouldn’t
ballroom dance with Wookies
unless they wear stilts.
However, Cardassians tango magnificently.
But Ferengis can’t do
a waltz for anything.
Romulans consider the Hustle
inferior to the Alligator;
Vulcans? You have to
explain all dances logically;
the Masochism Tango does