appeal to Nausicaans, tho
the Lambada’s still taboo.
The Funky Chicken’s still
performed by pygmy warriors
desperate for fresh eggs,
cooked sunny side up
and served with crispy
yum, yum, yum…BACON
And there’s only one
Way to cook bacon:
using a Guthy-Renker brand
cast iron semen fryer.
Don’t skip the sauce,
but remember that the
recipe includes Drano, so
better head for Wal-Mart.
While you’re there,
burn that fucker down.
"Tear down the Wal!
I’ll wipe-out the starlight!"